Wednesday 18 January 2012

lightning craaasssshesss

...an old mother dieeesss! Look Im sorry to make fun of the dead. Especially someone who just got struck by lighting but fuck my life...why the fuck would you go fishing in that type of weather? And now...2 women are dead. fucking genius...not really. what kind of person sees bad weather and decides to go fishing. fucking fishing. jesus horatio christ! Seriously though, i've heard people say before that the fish bite better in rough weather(is that even true?) but still, is a good catch really worth...hmmm...your life????  you know what the problem is? in fiji, most of us do not have enough respect for water. we seem to think that because we live on an island we have some sort of affinity with large(or even small for that matter) bodies of water. so we go out and do stupid shit at the wrongest times. I mean, what the fuck, fishing in bad weather AND a lightning storm! Fuckinghell! I have sympathy for the families of the two women who died but the women themselves in my opinion deserve to be the first entrants in The Darwin Awards Fijistyle for 2012. The sea does not give a fuck about you...that motherfucker will kill you dead in a heartbeat. Yuo see the same thing with fish poisoning, we think we know all about marine life...no, no you dont...you fish poisoned dickead. We need to stop being so viavialevu when it comes to water and start paying a little more respect and attention to something that will kill you stone dead if you're being a careless arsehole! I'm scared of lightning, not ashamed to admit it. didn't go for my walk yesterday because of it. you know why im scared of lightning, because whilst i know the chances of me being struck are small, it still exists and more importantly, i can minimise the risk even further by taking the very,very simple precaution of  STAYING THE FUCK INDOORS!

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